Spoetry

Below are some samples of "spoetry," the randomly generated text that arrived in our email inboxes every day in the form of spam. These come from a particularly funny example, rife with strage adjectives and recurring characters.

Sentence 1: "Most people believe that a food stamp figures out a cowboy, but they need to remember how hesitantly an inexorably surly skyscraper gets stinking drunk."

Sentence 2: "An ocean, a vacuum cleaner over a corporation, and a blood clot of the buzzard are what made America great!"

Sentence 3: "A fruit cake beyond a bartender competes with the unstable polar bear."

Perhaps because we'd just driven for several hours in an ever changing mix of snow, sleet, and rain, Ivan and I found this particularly hilarious last night.