Houston, We Have a Problem

I just knit a washcloth.

Now that you've stopped laughing/cringing/shaking your head, let me explain why this is a good idea. First, it allows me to practice various stitches without having to worry about shaping. Second, it gives me something to sell: I can make soap, and have a sign that says "pick a washcloth, pick a soap, all handmade $20" or something similar. Finally, it keeps my hands busy (always a plus).

And yet.

I think I might need help.